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Quizish nicked from blue_cat
Jan. 7th, 2007 09:54 pmPut a cross in any box that applies to you and add up the totals list the top 3 which apply to you. State which nationality you actually are.
Then tag some friends to see what they are.
English:
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a 'cuppa chaa' is and you love it.
[x] You don't mind standing in a long line to get served.
[ ] You dislike Australians, Scottish and Germans.
[x] You know what a 'brolly' is.
[ ] "Deal or No Deal" is a good show.
[ ] This picture makes you want to cry.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell".
[x] Fish & chip shops rule the streets.
[x] You can eat a full english breakfast.
[x] You can't stand chavs.
[ ] Football is a religion to you.
[x] It's football, not soccer.
Total = 8/13
Australian:
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not "flip flops".
[ ] You dislike Poms and Kiwis.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] You love hot weather.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan, huh?
[ ] Cricket is the greatest sport.
[ ] You have an Australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 3/11
Italian:
[x] "The Sopranos" is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know where the nearest mob is.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eyes.
[x] You speak/understand some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 5/11
Hispanic:
[ ] You say "'member" instead of "remember".
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark-skinned.
[x] You know what a "puta" is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights/dyed your hair.
Total= 4/8
Polish:
[ ] You say "villain" as "VEE-lon".
[x] You get short-tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named "Natasha".
[ ] You speak Polish or know some.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] At family get togethers, people are loud and drink a lot.
Total= 2/8
Irish:
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You can have a bad temper.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patrick's Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 6/9
African American:
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You think President George W. Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total = 3/7
Asian:
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You cover your mouth when you laugh sometimes.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes "typhoons".
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3/9
German:
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American chocolate is good.
[x] You speak German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is and you love it.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".
[ ] You think Ballack is KING.
[ ] You have wore a pair of Lederhousens before.
Total = 3/9
Canadian:
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say "eh".
[x] You know what "poutine" is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love "Tim Horton's".
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch "Degrassi".
Total = 3/8
American:
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You're not cultured/you fit in under NO social category.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
Total = 1/7
Welsh:
[ ] You sometimes say bach in a conversation
[x] You always talk too fast for others
[ ] "Mun" is such a useful word
[ ] You can speak welsh
[x] You know who Owain Glyndwr was
[x] You can understand "I'll be there in a minuate now"
[ ] You've been to an Eisteddfod
[x] You've sometimes been called crazy!
[ ] You KNOW the sheep jokes just AREN'T funny
[x] The celtic vibe is strong
Total = 5/10
Cunt:
[ ] YoU TyPz LikE DiZ
[ ] You play music aloud on your phone on public transport
[ ] You walk down the street with your hand down your pants
[ ] You ask for picture comments at least twice a day
[ ] You "flob" on the pavements
[ ] You don't indicate when going around roundabouts
[ ] You talk about/perform sexual acts in public
[ ] You use "fuck" frequently
[ ] You say "LOL" in msn conversations
[ ] You use your phone in the cinema
Total = 0/10
Top 3
1. Irish
2. English
3. Hispanic = Welsh
Actual Nationality: British - mainly Irish, Scottish and Welsh. Lived in the US for a while
Then tag some friends to see what they are.
English:
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a 'cuppa chaa' is and you love it.
[x] You don't mind standing in a long line to get served.
[ ] You dislike Australians, Scottish and Germans.
[x] You know what a 'brolly' is.
[ ] "Deal or No Deal" is a good show.
[ ] This picture makes you want to cry.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell".
[x] Fish & chip shops rule the streets.
[x] You can eat a full english breakfast.
[x] You can't stand chavs.
[ ] Football is a religion to you.
[x] It's football, not soccer.
Total = 8/13
Australian:
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not "flip flops".
[ ] You dislike Poms and Kiwis.
[ ] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] You love hot weather.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan, huh?
[ ] Cricket is the greatest sport.
[ ] You have an Australian something (thongs, shirt, phone sock, etc.)
Total = 3/11
Italian:
[x] "The Sopranos" is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauce.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know where the nearest mob is.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eyes.
[x] You speak/understand some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 5/11
Hispanic:
[ ] You say "'member" instead of "remember".
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark-skinned.
[x] You know what a "puta" is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights/dyed your hair.
Total= 4/8
Polish:
[ ] You say "villain" as "VEE-lon".
[x] You get short-tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named "Natasha".
[ ] You speak Polish or know some.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] At family get togethers, people are loud and drink a lot.
Total= 2/8
Irish:
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You can have a bad temper.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patrick's Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 6/9
African American:
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You think President George W. Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total = 3/7
Asian:
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You cover your mouth when you laugh sometimes.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes "typhoons".
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 3/9
German:
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American chocolate is good.
[x] You speak German.
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is and you love it.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2".
[ ] You think Ballack is KING.
[ ] You have wore a pair of Lederhousens before.
Total = 3/9
Canadian:
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say "eh".
[x] You know what "poutine" is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love "Tim Horton's".
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch "Degrassi".
Total = 3/8
American:
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You're not cultured/you fit in under NO social category.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
Total = 1/7
Welsh:
[ ] You sometimes say bach in a conversation
[x] You always talk too fast for others
[ ] "Mun" is such a useful word
[ ] You can speak welsh
[x] You know who Owain Glyndwr was
[x] You can understand "I'll be there in a minuate now"
[ ] You've been to an Eisteddfod
[x] You've sometimes been called crazy!
[ ] You KNOW the sheep jokes just AREN'T funny
[x] The celtic vibe is strong
Total = 5/10
Cunt:
[ ] YoU TyPz LikE DiZ
[ ] You play music aloud on your phone on public transport
[ ] You walk down the street with your hand down your pants
[ ] You ask for picture comments at least twice a day
[ ] You "flob" on the pavements
[ ] You don't indicate when going around roundabouts
[ ] You talk about/perform sexual acts in public
[ ] You use "fuck" frequently
[ ] You say "LOL" in msn conversations
[ ] You use your phone in the cinema
Total = 0/10
Top 3
1. Irish
2. English
3. Hispanic = Welsh
Actual Nationality: British - mainly Irish, Scottish and Welsh. Lived in the US for a while
